—>¿Por qué está triste el cuaderno de matemáticas?
– Porque tiene muchos problemas.

(Why is the math notebook sad? Because it has a lot of problems.)

 

—>¿Cómo llama el vaquero a su hija?
– ¡Hijaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  

 (How does the cowboy call his daughter? – Eeee – haaa! The joke is based on the similar sound of the word daughter in Spanish, hija, and the stereotypical cowboy shout     YEE-HAAAA!!!)

 

 

—->What does the Spanish word por qué mean?

– Why?
– Because I want to know!

 

—>What does the Spanish word nada mean?
– Nothing.
– But it has to mean something, doesn’t it?